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Broadcasting from a forgotten corner of downtown Chicago, BFN Networks is proud to spread its unique brand of unwholesome entertainment to the unwitting masses. Enjoy the lurid tales, weird news, bold declarations, risky propositions, dark humor, angry rants, wild interviews and great music that make BFN so outstanding and so... out there!
BFN Networks: We're Coming In Your Ears!
Hormones with Feet
"Not pretty, are they..." -chad
In an effort to fully document a lifetime of chaos, immorality and desire, Bob Dubilina founded the BFN Networks newswire in 1994. After completely abusing the printed word to its full extent, Bob decided to take things to the next level by reformatting BFN as a radio show in 2000. Thanks to his passion for music and complete willingness to discuss his grossly perverse thoughts on life, love and the desperate pursuit of happiness, he has carved quite a unique (and potentially self-destructive) niche for himself on the air.
Bob Dubilina originally hails from northern Nevada and has no hopes of ever calling Chicago home. He is generally considered to be stubborn, willful, angry, overeager, passionate, perverse and independent. He is also obsessed with sex, music, exploring the world and telling good stories that may one day become tall tales.
Bob Dubilina strives to be a legendary story-teller, published author and tireless music promoter. If that doesn't happen, he's willing to settle for a life of long road trips and sordid love affairs with any number of gorgeous women.
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Kyle Ramos
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A damned soul with a perpetually broken heart made worse by a love for chaos, Kyle Ramos signed up for BFN solely for the opportunity to play devil's advocate to the already morally-challenged Bob Dubilina. Whether chiding Bob for his bizarre neuroses or regaling the listeners with fire-and-brimstone rants worthy of a big city soapbox preacher, Kyle is without a doubt a comedic genius and, if his stories prove true (and we pray some don't!), one of the most dangerous men in America.
To learn more about Kyle Ramos, check out Xo Theater.
Contributing Ritalin Rangers
"Tranquilizer dart anyone?" -chad
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Mike on the Mike
Seasoned Lothario
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A man who's conquered many a final frontier in a variety of bedrooms across the Midwest, Mike on the Mike is in a class all by himself. If you want shock and awe in your ribald tales of sex and scandal, let Mike tell you of his glorious quest to one day discover the elusive sixth base!
A man of many words and no action, Chad can't even talk himself out of parking ticket, let alone a hostage situation. However, he tends to be the most logical and well-mannered of the BFN crew -- despite his filthy quips that come from the anonymity of online radio -- so he may just be our last hope at redemption. A hero without a cause, Mr. Wilkens fancies blondes, thank you very much. His gripping Tour de force involved Play-doh converted into plastic explosives; the coup d'etat was that in head-to-head competition, he beat out MacGyver in the final 100 meters. Chad-o also enjoys writing about himself in the third person...
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Madison Rosbar
Captain Karaoke
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Missing in Action
"To those who are no longer with us..." -chad
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Shaggs Strummer
Canadian Bacon
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Domino "Dommy" Diggler
Ambulance Driver
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Midnight Moe Mufson
Holy Diver
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Fast Kat Cochran
In-Studio Bartender
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Anna Banana
Sandwich Maker
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Psycho Dave
Former Canarcie Correspondent / Snuggly Ball of Mayhem
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The Ange (aka "Angie")
Mistress-in-Training
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Big Red Tony
Unlicensed BFN Mascot
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Jason Smith
Music Guru
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Jesse the Hippo
Groupie
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Acid Junkie
Acid Junkie
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Fallen comrades in arms? Maybe not, but these former BFN'ers will always be missed...
Trading Cards
"Ah yes, exactly what you've never wanted." -chad
Are you becoming a true BFN Junkie? Need to ease the between show angst? Well, look no further than the BFN Trading Cards! Think of posibilities! You could role play with your favorite BFN'ers, create your own shows, or even play along to a live broadcast... Scary, ain't it?
Get the cards now!
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