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The Best of BFN Networks
Volume 2, Season 5 (January - May 2002)
This time around, it took a year. One very long, frustrating year, but when you hear this sweet-ass compilation, your eyes will swell (in laughter, we hope...). Filled with THE Best of Season 5, The Best of BFN Volume 2 is our greatest Masterwork to date. If we weren't going to hell after releasing Volume 1, Volume 2 will seal our fate, along with a cozy room next to the ice machine.
The Best of BFN Networks:
Volume 2, Season 5
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Here's the track listings: (click on the links to hear samples)
CD1: A Map of Hawaii - Running Time: 78:45:62
To Llama, for being the first Spotlight Artist to tune in.
1. BFN Opener - Jimmy & Katherine
2. Worst Intro Ever
3. Our Feared & Revered Psycho Dave
4. A Phone Call to Jesse 2min:26sec
5. UIC Radio Promo (Chad & Jason)
6. Sponsor: Astroglide
7. Amazing Grace
8. "No, You Don't Have My Back!"
9. The Sponsor is the Story
10. News of the Weird - Thinning the Herd
11. Chad's Copacabana Opener
12. Smoove B. - Baby, She Means Nothing to Me 4min:16sec
13. Amanda & Jean-Gerard
14. Bob's Girlfriend is Cool
15. The "Men of BFN" Calendar
16. Lincoln Park Dating Scene
17. Tantric Motherbunny
18. Savage Love - Breast Milk Cheese
19. News of the Weird - Masturbatory Nuvo 1min:41sec
20. Gourmet ala Chad
21. The Proverbial Things Up Bob's Ass
22. De Fatherland Steaks
23. UIC Radio Promo (Bob)
24. News of the Weird - Where's the Party? 42sec
25. Charlie-Huntin' Jesus
26. Vanilla Sky Massacre (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
27. "Fresh from Momma . . ."
CD2: A Spoonful of Justice - Running Time: 77:26:30
To Jama, who warned us from the beginning that we never had a chance.
1. BFN Opener - Your Honor
2. Red Light ATM
3. Death Penalty Pen Pals
4. UIC Radio Promo (Bob & Chad)
5. Sponsor: Mr. Smith's Chocolate Salty Balls
6. Savage Love - Big Ballin' 3min:39sec
7. The Benefits of a High Protein Diet
8. The SPF of Human Semen 3min:08sec
9. BFN Promo (Sticky)
10. "The Incredible Holt!" Opener
The Best of the BFN Dating Game - Chad & Jama
11. Introduction
12. General Questions
13. Special Questions
14. Results
15. Whiskeyfest Chicago
16. News of the Weird - 9 Holes in Each Country 55sec
17. Nasty BFN Sandwich
18. Just Give Me Some Sex! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
19. "Play the Damn Song!"
20. "You Actually Came Out of Someone's Womb?"
21. Happy 21st Birthday, Bob!
22. A Letter to Britney Spears 2min:15sec
23. UIC Radio Promo (Chad & Dave)
24. Maggie Lieman - Why Do Porn Actors Have to Use Such Foul Language?
25. Chlorine Cures Everything
26. Best Sign-Off Ever
The Best of BFN Networks: The B-Sides
Volume 2, Season 5 (January - May 2002)
And there's more... Yep, we actually had enough scraps left over to scrape together a B-Sides CD! On most TV informercials, these would be called the "Too Hot to Handle" tracks, so proceed with caution!
The Best of BFN Networks:
Volume 2, Season 5
PLUS the B-Sides
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$10.00
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Here's the track listings: (click on the links to hear samples)
The B-Sides: A Boatload of Chad - Running Time: 79:08:14
To Chad Wilkens. Without a doubt, speak before you think.
1. BFN Special Mix: ChadLines 1min:42sec
2. Bloody Stump Intro
3. Bob's SPAM Addiction
4. Sponsor: Psy-Chi!
5. Kiss A Llama
6. Breaking the Sexual Sound Barrier
7. Chad's Pathetic Love Life
8. News of the Weird - Improper Disembowelment
9. The Groupie That Wasn't
10. The Valentine Bowl
11. "I've Got Plenty of Holes Left"
12. UR Chicago Dating Advice - Evil Beaver's Laura Ann
13. Cunnilingus!
14. BFN Cunnilingus Festival
15. God Streak the Queen! 1min:27sec
16. News of the Weird - Who's Got Big Balls?
17. David Gray Died?
18. Let's Put on an Avante-Garde Show!
19. The Hair Rejuvenator Review
20. The Onion - Nevada to Phase Out Laws Altogether
21. News of the Weird - How Convenient, Officers!
22. Chicago Hot Dogs 1min:08sec
23. Savage Love - Brad Pitt & Ashton Kutcher
24. Memento Sex
25. What is the Anal Cavity of America?
26. News of the Weird - Don't Take My Ass!
27. Tonto Goldstein
28. My America - The American Anger Awards
29. Ruthie Woodring's Rampant Body Hair
30. Alien Abduction Insurance 1min:38sec
31. UIC Radio Promo (Chad & Jason)
32. Bob's Spastic Fit
33. The Quiet Lisa
34. An Orgy of Offensive Slurs
35. News of the Weird - A Boy's Dying Wish
Other Vital B-Sides Info
Tracks #11, #27 recorded January 9, 2002
Track #16 recorded January 16, 2002
Track #35 recorded February 6, 2002
Tracks #10, #12 recorded February 13, 2002
Track #23 recorded February 20, 2002
Track #29 recorded February 27, 2002
Tracks #5, #8, #21, #24, #32 recorded March 6, 2002
Tracks #4, #6, #13, #22, #30 recorded March 13, 2002
Tracks #3, #18, #28 recorded April 3, 2002
Track #7 recorded April 10, 2002
Track #19 recorded April 24, 2002
Tracks #14, #17, #20, #25 recorded May 1, 2002
Tracks #9, #15 recorded May 8, 2002
Tracks #26, #34 recorded May 15, 2002
Tracks #2, #33 recorded May 24, 2002
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