The Best of BFN Networks
Volume 1, Season 4 (August - December 2001)

Well, it took us about 3 months to produce, but The Best of BFN Networks: Vol. 1, Season 4 is finally here. It features some of the best clips from Season 4 of the show, which ran from August - December 2001. It also features some clips that never made it to the Air, many of which are more explicit than a Dutch sailorman.

It is a double-CD set (CD1: Divine Motherbunny, CD2: Osama Yo' Momma), immensely edited by Bob, carefully designed by Chad, and lovingly hand-made by both Bob & Chad (talk about group effort; our mothers are proud...)

The CD is NOT available for purchase (for various reasons we won't discuss here), but if you are interested in a copy, just email Bob at bob@bfninyourears.com and he'll see what he can do for you.

Here's the track listings: (Click on the links to hear samples)

CD1: Divine Motherbunny - Running Time: 79:10:18
To Saarene, for being our first listener. Stay sexy.

1. BFN Opener - Godspoke - Jimmie's Chicken Shack - Dropping Anchor (BFN Anthem)
2. We're Not Ready!
3. BFN Networks Introduction
4. Bob Dubilina & Chad Wilkens Introduction (Explicit)
5. Psycho Dave Introduction
6. Acid Junkie & Madison Rosbar Introduction
7. Jesse the Hippo Introduction (or When Handpuppets Talk Back)
8. Big Red Tony Introduction
9. UIC Radio Promo (Bob Dubilina)
10. Sponsor: 1-900-HOT-DUCK
11. "I Need Some Static Feedback!" (A Bob Dubilina Ditty)
12. Chad, Let It Go!
13. Big Red Tony's Peanut Butter Fetish
14. Sex Toy Safety
15. Cuddling & Snuggling 2min:13sec
16. "We've Got Issues!" (A Bob Dubilina Ditty)
17. Steppin' With Squirrelly D!
18. Bob's Double Rejection
19. Lonely Priests
20. Newcity's "Best of Chicago" Porn Scare Mispronunciation
21. BFN Networks Promo (Mackitude)
22. Radiohead, No! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) 4min:16sec
23. Savage Love - Doggie Comes First
24. A Compassionate Hand in the Bush
25. "Stuff Up The Flue?"
26. Sudanese Lovin' in a Turkish Bathhouse
27. BFN Networks Promo (Sister)
28. Bash On Jesse Day 32sec
29. What Can't You Say? (Explicit Enough To Be Concerned)
30. UIC Radio Promo (Chad Wilkens)
31. Where Do You Keep Your Drugs? In America?
32. Illinois Divorce Magazine Homeless Representatives
33. Not Down with The Get Up Kids (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) 2min:28sec
34. BFN Networks Promo (10%)
35. "Spray It On Your Pillow!"
36. UR Chicago's Sick & Twisted Kiss'n'Tell
37. These Women Are Mine! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant) 7min:49sec
38. Pork Loins!


CD2: Osama Yo' Momma - Running Time: 72:27:52
To Madison Rosbar, whose genius will be sorely missed. Take care.

1. BFN Opener - The Scary House - Sense Field - Fun Never Ends (BFN Spotlight Artist)
2. Jailbait Root Canal
3. Turtle Rock Introduction
4. UIC Radio Promo (Chad Wilkens)
5. Sponsor: Backdoor Princess
6. Madison's Syphilis Declaration
7. "Mmmm . . . Lubed Chicken . . ."
8. The Quiet Suffering of a Child Star (or That's My Donkey Boy!)
9. News of the Weird - The Sexual Apparatus of the Male Earwig
10. Human Algebra
11. Fear of a Mouse (Acid Junkie / Psycho Dave) (Borderline Explicit)
12. How Stupid Can You Be? (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
13. BFN Networks Promo (Pleasure)
14. The Panty Drawer Defense
15. Sex in Advertising 46sec
16. Savage Love - Call Me Shallow
17. "Man, I Boned A Lot Of Pigs!" (Madison Rosbar)
18. BFN Networks Promo (Pigs)
19. The Straight Dope - Attack of the Candiru (or Chad Feels Your Pain)
20. Hookers & Gas
21. Honorable Porn Surfing
22. It's a Rule!
23. In & Out Burger
24. Broadcasting Off The Air (or What Happens When Bob's Not Here) (Painfully Explicit)
25. Britney Spears' 4th Album (To Be Released at a Later Date)
26. BFN Networks Promo (Grandmother)
27. Big Red Tony's Acting Debut 39sec
28. Bob's a Moron!
29. Blame It on the Bed
30. UIC Radio Promo (Bob Dubilina)
31. "I Will Deflate Those Lips For You!"
32. Carrie Colpitts' Dating Dilemma
33. Robin Leach's BFN Sign-Off (Psycho Dave)
34. BFN Networks, Good Night!
35. "Run, It's Squirrelly D!"
36. BFN Networks Introduction Blooper